119 CUTE Instagram Captions 2024 (easy Copy-and-Paste)

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Cute Captions for Instagram

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Disney – Instagram Captions for Fairy Tales

Disney is one of the worlds most recognized brands. You cannot walk through this world without running into anything from Disney. For obvious reasons, there is many beautiful quotes we can use from Disneys years of movie making.

Cinderella never asked for a prince.
I am not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.
I am the princess of my own Fairy Tale.
Your childhood is complete with Disney.
Because when I look at you, I can feel it. And I look at you and I’m home.
– Dory, Finding Nemo
How do you spell love? You don’t spell love. You feel it.
— Piglet and Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
Love is a song that never ends.
— Bambi

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Family

(For when you’re out to a nice dinner or treating mom to a spa day) Let me spoil you for a change, mom.
I don’t have friends, I have a family.
It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
The truest form of best friendship is the friendship between a mom and her daughter.
There’s nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child.
Together we make a family.

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Fashion & Beauty Captions

“As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.”
“I don’t wanna be alone forever, but I love gypsy life.”
“I’m just saying you could do better”
“Make them stop and stare.”
“On my worst behavior”
“Shut up, I think you are gorgeous”
A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch.
A great girl is classy not trashy
A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real.
a stiletto in a room full of flats.
All I need is Coffee and Mascara.
Born to express, not to impress.
But first, lipstick
Confidence level: Kanye West.
Curls run the world.
Do you like this dress?
Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
Don’t be so quick to judge me. After all, You only see what I choose to show you.
Even the most beautiful women will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.
Girls are changing the world
Girls are like abstract painting. Even though you can’t understand them, they’re still beautiful..
Girls are like, I love my hair in this pic.
Give a girl the right Hairstyle and she will Conquer the world.
How on earth do you make a good selfie?! Why do I always turn out like a goblin?
I am a crafty girl, I make things, lots of things..
I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.
I did NOT wake up like this.
I don’t sweat—I sparkle.
I got that red lip, classic thing that you like!
I have enough jewelry – Said no one ever!
I have never seen elegance go out of style.
I know I am Awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion..!!
I’m a queen crowned in my curls.
I’m an odd combination of “REALLY SWEET” and “DON’T MESS WITH ME”!!!
I’m an original and that’s perfection in itself
If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
In our generation, people are bloody brilliant at changing their masks.
Isn’t it beautiful outside?
It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.
It’s good to live expensively, you know it.”
It’s okay to be a glow stick; sometimes we need to break before we shine.
Just like my eyeliner, I always wing it
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
Kinda classy, kinda hood.
Ladies, please.

Leave a little sparkle everywhere you go
Life is too short for boring hair.
Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
Lift up your head princess, if not the crown falls.
Like me or hate me, I’d still be this pretty.
Lips without lipstick is like a cake without frosting.
Look at me enjoying my life while there 1 million assignments due for college.
Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am Limited Edition.
Messy bun and having fun
Money can’t buy happiness..But it can buy Makeup!
My daily routine: Get up, Be brilliant, Go back to bed, Repeat!
My kind of makeup.
Out of the way, world. I’ve got my sassy pants on today.
Shopping is cheaper than therapy
Short hair, don’t care.
Slay them with sweetness.
So many nail polishes, not enough fingers 😉.
Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.
Some people confuse crazy with passionate. Let me be clear, I’m bat shit passionate!
Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast!
Stress does not go with my outfit!
The happiest girls always have the prettiest nails.
The Master of Disguise.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
This is me in all my glory
This is the most magical pic of your life.
Time for a change
Today’s perfect
Unlike Barbies, I and my girls aren’t sold separately.
What do you think of this look?
When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
When in doubt, wear red lipstick.
You are looking gorgeous today just like every other day.
You don’t have to be rich, to sparkle.
You’re not fully dressed until you Sparkle.

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Food & Drinks Phrases to use

“All I want to do is taco’ about you.”
“Get your hot rods ready to rumble ‘cause we’re gonna drink until we die.
“I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and…oh my god!”
“I donut know what I would do without you.”
“I love you a latte.”
“Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost in tonight”
“License To Chill”
“Salty BUT sweet.”
“Twenty-four-hour champagne diet”
A coffee can’t solve everything but it can solve a lot
All things are possible with coffee and a cute outfit..
All things are possible with coffee and mascara..
Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.
Be a cupcake in a world of muffins
Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!
Coffee and confidence and camera.
Coffee and confidence.
Eat, drink, and be cozy.
Education is okay and all, but have you tried free pizza?
Free hot dogs and chili, you always pay for them later
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
Hello Starbucks? Can i have a mocha good luck please?
Hey girl, I like the way we finish each other, sandwiches.
How I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
How to do you reward yourself after a long day?
I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
I like foodies.
I like hashtags, because they look like waffles.
I love the way we look together – as sweet as sugar and as nice as ice.
I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open, looking for answers. Also food.
I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
If I can start a day with you, I would never think of having a coffee.
Life is like a box of chocolate; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.
May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.
May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.
Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.
My chocolate chip cookie is rasin
My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner 😉
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat.
Oh pizza, you understand me so well
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
Ramen is my new gourmet. Forget MasterChef.
Salty BUT sweet.
Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say ‘Bacon’ with a Jamaican accent
So, who ate my food?
Sometimes I need 2 shots of tequila, to know what I feel. Because sometimes I don’t understand myself.
Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
The perfect blend!
There is nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
There’s no “we” in fries
They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
Today is a good day for cake.
Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
We go together like cupcakes and frosting.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
When you’re downie eat a brownie.
When you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets.
Wine + dinner = winner
You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
Yup, another food pic

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Captions about Friendship & Love

“Call me the referee because I be so official”
“Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.”
“Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice”
“I glove you.”
“I love you, even when Im hungry.”
“I still get butterflies even though I’ve seen you a hundred times.”
“I want to be with you until my last page.”
“I want you. All of you. Your Flaws. Your mistakes. Your imperfections. I want you, and only you.”
“I’ll never finish falling in love with you”
“If I could have anyone in the world it would still be you.”
“In you, I’ve found the love of my life and my closest truest friend.”
“Last name ever, first name greatest”
“Life is better when you’re laughing.”
“Nothing to see here, just a couple of weirdos in love.”
“One smile can’t change the world, but your smile changes mine.”
“So baby raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends.”
“Started from the bottom now we’re here”
“That awkward moment when your crush asks you who is your crush.”
“The snuggle is real.”
“Together is a wonderful place to be.”
“What I have with you I don’t want with anyone else.”
“When we’re together, hours feel like seconds. When we’re apart, days feel like years.”
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
“You make my heart skip a beat.”
“You melt my heart like a popsicle on the 4th of July.
“You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.”
“You the best I ever had”
“You’re my favorite place to go when my mind searches for peace.”
“You’ve stolen a pizza of my heart.”
A moment in time is enough to fall in love, but all the lifetime is not enough to be with you, my love.
A relationship is perfect when it doesn’t have you and me, but when it has us.
All you need is someone that joins in on your weirdness.
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed, you’ll never know who u will meet in your dreams.
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
Anywhere with you is better than anywhere without you.
Attachments are good only for messages, emails or letters. Not for real life.
Baby, I all need is you.
Be kind. Be love.
Being a weird is the side effect of Awesomeness!
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Best friends have all the therapy you need.

Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I will give it back.
Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so cute.
Collect moments, not things
Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
Creating a life I love ❤️
Did it for the memories – totally worth it!
Don’t worry if you haven’t found your true love, they’re just with someone else right now
Even if I spent the whole day with you. I will miss you the second you leave.
Every day I spend with you, becomes the best day of my life.
Every heart has a story waiting to be told
Every tall boy needs a short girl by his side.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.
Everybody has an addiction, mine just happens to be you.
Everyone has an addiction, mine happens to be you.
Everyone has that one annoying friend if you don’t have one then it’s probably you.
Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? and honestly its always you.
Falling in love all over again.
Find your tribe. Love them hard.
Follow your heart in everything you do
Friends are the family we chose.
Friends are the most important ingredients to the recipe of life.
Friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone!
Friends make this world beautiful.
Friends pick us up when we fall down and if they can’t, they lie down with us and listen for a while.
Friends who slay together, stay together.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You Too? I thought I was the only one.”
Friendship is…being equally annoying.
Friendship: When a friend calls you in the middle of the night to tell you “Get ready, I will pick you up in 30 minutes!”, and you only reply “done!”
Girl, I have to call you back.
Girls be like, caught off guard but still cute
Give second chances but not for the same mistake
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: Run loser Run!
Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
Happiness is a drug. And I want to be your dealer.
Hard times will always reveal true friends.
Have a seat, we were expecting you.
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us we would be put in a mental hospital.
Heart boys who make funny faces when they see you for the first time
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
Hey you. Yeah, you. I love you.

Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.
I always wake up smiling… I think it’s your fault.
I am absolutely, definitely, positively, unquestionably, beyond any doubt, in love with you.
I am happiest when I’m right next to you.
I am the happiest person on the planet when you are with me.
I am trying not to think about you but it’s not working.
I broke my own heart just by loving you.
I can show you the world.
I can’t really see another squad tryna cross us.
I consider myself as a champion in life as I have you by my side.
I could spend hours looking at you and your smile.
I don’t care if it’s late, staying up late texting you is much better than
I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell-you see, I have friends in both places.
I feel the fragrance of LOVE everywhere when you are near me.
I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn’t love myself.
I found out what the secret to life is — friends. Best friends.
I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul.
I have so many chances to you; now let me give myself one more.
I just want to hug you so much right now.
I know I am in love with you because my reality is finally better than my dreams.
I like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target.
I like long romantic walks to the makeup aisle.
I like ME a little bit more when I’m with YOU.
I love my eyes when you look into them. I love my name when you say it. I love my heart when you touch it. I love my life when you are in it.
I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything.
I love you and you love me. That’s all we’ll ever need.
I love you more than i have ever found a way to say to you.
I love you more than you could ever Imagine.
I may not always be there with you, but I will always be there for you.
I must destroy you with hugs and kisses.
I still get butterflies even though I’ve seen you a hundred times.
I think you’re lacking vitamin mE.
I want the part of you that you refuse to give to anyone.
I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
I want to be with you until my last page.
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
I want your heart because you stole mine.
I will love you unconditionally
I will love you until the stars go out, and the tides no longer turn.
I wish my arms could find you when I Wake up.
I would give up my happiness just to see you smile.
I’d rather spend one moment holding you than a lifetime knowing I never could.
I’m much more me when I’m with you.
I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
I’m so lucky to have a best friend who’s also my mom. insert twins emoji
I’m that quiet girl who is absolutely insane with her friends.
I’m your worst nightmare.

I’ve fallen in love many times… but always with you.
If good things come to those who wait, I’m gonna be an hour late to our date
If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, the entire sky would be in the palm of my hand.
If I die tomorrow, will you remember me?
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
If I were you, I would adore me.
If loving you is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.
If you are Mine, You are Mine. I don’t like Sharing.
If you really love someone, you would not purposely do something to hurt that person.
If you want to battle, I got god on my side and he’s never lost.I’m in love with you and all your little things.
If you’re going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears.
ILoveYou; I wrote it with no spaces so there’s no room for anyone else.
In my friends, I find my second half.
In squad we trust.
Individually, we are one drop. Together we are an ocean.
It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
It wasn’t loved at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
It’s me and my Best Friend for Life!
It’s sexy time.
It’s the little things you do that makes me so crazily attracted to you.
Je t’adore
Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.
Let go of anything that is toxic to your progression.
Let no one think I gave in.
Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.
Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you are mine. Tails, I am yours. 😉
Life is all about smiles and high fives
Life tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Life was meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!
Love
Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.
Love doesn’t need to be perfect, it just needs to be true.
Love is heat. You are sweet. When two Lips are meet. Love is completed.
Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses & wagging tails.
Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own.
Love me or hate me, either way, I’m gonna shine.
Love took slow steps towards your heart..!!
Making new friends should not mean to lose old ones.
Marriage is a workshop..where husband works & wife shops..It’s shopping time..!!
Me and my best friend can communicate just with face expressions.
Meet my Partner in Crime
Missing you is my hobby, caring for you is my job, making you happy is duty and loving you is my life.
My best friend is absolutely beautiful. Squad forever.
My dream wouldn’t be complete without you in it.
My favorite place in all the world is NEXT TO YOU.
My friends are the most weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
My heart is and always will be yours.
My heart is perfect because you are inside.
My life isn’t perfect but it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me
My love for you keeps increasing every second.
Need advice on relationships? Get in touch with a broken soul or a one-sided lover.
Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears.
Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.
Never sacrifice three things: family, love, and or yourself
No bond is stronger than two girls that hate the same person.

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
Not trying stop-motion, just happy and retarded.
Nothing can replace you!
Nothing shines brighter than a heart of gold
One day when you finally call, I won’t respond, but my assistant will.
One of the best feelings in the world is when you hug someone you love and they hug you back even tighter.
One smile can’t change the world, but your smile changes mine.
Only one player is not important. The most important thing is the squad, and it’s important to be together. You can’t just lose it over one player.
People will stare make it worth their while.
Procrastination is my best friend.
Real queens fix each other’s crowns.
She brings out the best in me
She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.
She just left, I miss her already
Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close to the heart.
So grateful for this moment
Some hearts understand each other, even in silence.
Some love one, some love two. I love one that is you.
Some people are worth melting for.
Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.
Sometimes I look at you and I wonder how I got to be so damn lucky.
Sometimes it’s the princess who kills the dragon and saves the prince.
Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence
Sometimes, being with your bff is all the therapy you need!
Stay away from people that make you feel like you’re hard to love.
Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
Talk to me often. My ears are longing to hear your hot voice.
Temporary things can become permanent if you hold onto them for too long.
Text me back or I’ll find you.
Thank God someone threw me away so you could pick me up and love me.
Thank you for reminding me what butterflies feel like.
Thanks for always being my crying shoulder.
Thanks for loving me through my angsty teen years. black heart emoji
The Best Kiss Is One That Has Been Exchanged A Thousand Between The Eyes Before It Reaches The Lips
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
The greatest medicine is a true friend.
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
The moment when she says you’re cute
The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves.
There are only two times that I want to be with you..Now and Forever.
There is a guy who stole my heart and he calls me his wife with love.
There is no point in crying, the tears won’t bring you back to me.
They say that good thing take time, but really great things happen in the blink of an eye ????
Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.
This just gave me another reason why I love this person
Together we are complete.
True friends never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.
True lovers are never apart. May be in distance but never in heart.
Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
Us
WARNING: You may fall in love with my face.
We all have that one friend…
We all start as strangers.
We are going to be really cool old ladies.
We go together like COPY & PASTE.

We need the whole squad, every player of the team if we are to be successful.
We shore do love each other
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
We’re like the super friends. We’re a highly animated group.
When I fell for you, I fell Hard.
When I’m with you, hours feel like seconds. When we’re apart, days feel like years.
When it’s real, you can’t walk away.
When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, “You’re really weird.”
When people talked about soul mates, I never believed them; until I met you.
When worst comes to worst, squad comes first.
When you are around..nothing else really matters!!
When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past …
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
While doing homework Alexa, play me Cry me a River.
Who is your favorite person? Tag her/ him.
Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead?
Whole squad on that real shit
With the right person you don’t have to work so hard to be happy. It just happens. Effortlessly.
With You, I forget all my problems. With You, Time Stands Still.
Without you, I’m nothing. With you, I’m something. Together, We’re everything.
Yes, you’re on my mind right now. And yeah, I can’t help it.
You always lift me up, keep me humble, and love me no matter what.
You and I are really more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
You and me, we are like a small gang!
You Are Everything I Think About.
You are like a candle. When you came, you brought light to my life.
You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.
You are my biggest cheerleader, my most-trusted confidante, and my favorite role model.
You are my everything.
You are my happiness..!!
You are the air that makes the balloon of my heart float.I want to be with you until my last page.
You are the risk I’ll always take.
You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it.
You don’t cross my mind, you live in it. In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you.
You have no idea how fast my heart races when I see you.
You held me so tight I couldn’t breathe, but there wouldn’t be a better way to die.
You may hold my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever.
You mean more to me than you’ll ever know.
You take me to another level of happiness.
You wanna know who I am in love with? Read the first word again. 🙂 😉
You’ll be mine and I’ll be yours. Forever.
You’re like a beat in my heart you will never be skipped.
You’re like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have
You’re my favorite place to go when my mind searches for peace.
Your arms feel more like home than any house ever did.
Your lips are like a drug to me. I can’t simply resist myself to stop kissing you.
Your love is all I need to feel complete.
Your love will keep growing.
Your smile is a key, to my unlock happiness.
Your smile is my favorite

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Funny Captions for Instagram

…Moonwalks out of an awkward situation.
“Be Aware Of Slips And Trips”
“Don’t Crowd The Plow”
“Hipster ice: I was water before it got cool.”
“I need a six month holiday, twice a year.”
“I should’ve left my phone at home ‘cause this is a disaster.”
“Ice Ice Baby.”
“If I die all i know is I’m a mothafuckin’ legend”
“If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.”
“It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.”
“Maybe she’s born with it…maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”
“Reality called, so I hung up.”
“Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.”
“Think before you come for the great one”
“What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.”
“Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up”
3 Things I learnt in school: Texting without looking, sleeping without getting caught and team-work on tests.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.
Better an Oooops, than a what if.
Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.
Boys/ Girls are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken.
College lectures would be so much fun with Game of Thrones references.
College life hack-take a break between study sessions. Go out. Leave the country and never come back.
Cute but psycho, yet cute.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patients and money.
Do you play Call of Duty? That’s cute.
duckface.
ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.
Everything looks cute when it’s small.
Express in 3 emojis: How do you feel today?
Eyebrows the one thing you can get into shape without exercising 😉
Friday, my second favorite F word.
I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
I have made a huge mistake.
I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me.
I just wanna spend the rest of my life laughing.
I like big cups and I cannot lie.
I liked memes before they were on Instagram
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I put the “Pro” in procrastinate.
I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation…twice a year
I’m just a beachy kinda girl.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious
I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome..
I’ve finally counted.

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
Insert witty Instagram caption here
Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
My craziness is not everyone’s cup of tea.
My hairstyle is called “I Tried”.
My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.
My prince is not coming on a white horse… he’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere, really confused.
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
Normal? Normal is only the people you do not know well enough.
On Saturday’s we wear pajamas.
Reality called, so I hung up.
So i started a survey for research purposes, and it was found that i am broke.
So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring..So I go back to being.
Sometimes it may feel stupid, and sometimes sensible but crying everything out is the relief.
Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
That moment when you realize your childhood is over
The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal
The ugly selfie you deleted is the real you. Accept it!
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
They see me rollin, they hatin
Weekend, please don’t leave me.
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
What is the best gift you ever received?
When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”.
When nothing goes right, go left instead!
Whenever I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem
Yesterday, I changed my WiFi password to “Hackitifyoucan”; today, someone changed it to “ChallengeAccepted”.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
You see the blue follow button? I’d tap that!
You think this is a game?
Zombies are real, just come to my college/school.

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Captions for Pets

All you need is love & a dog.
Do I believe in love at first sight? Of course, I fall in love with every dog I see.
Dogs have paw prints on our hearts.
Happiness starts with a wet nose and ends with a tail
Having a dog will bless you with the happiest days of your life, and one of the worst days.
If you are not talking in pet voice to your pet…do you really have a pet then?!
It’s impossible to forget a pet that gave you so much to remember
Life is better, with a cute pet
Life is too short to just have one dog.
Love is a four-legged word
Pets fur is just part of the decor of this house
The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with your favorite pet
The road to my heart is paved with paw prints
What a beauty it would be if people had hearts like dogs.
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never owned a dog.
Whoever said that diamonds are a girl’s best friend… Never owned a dog.
Yes, I like dogs better than most people. So bite me.
You can always find hope in pet eyes.
Your pet is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself

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Positivity Instagram Captions

“Be a stiletto in a room full of flats.”
“Be more of you, and less of them.”
“Being happy never goes out of style.”
“Don’t tell me I’m less than my freedom.”
“I’m here for a good time not a long time”
“Know yourself, know your worth”
“Never let anyone treat you like you’re ordinary.”
“Open The Door To Safety: Awareness Is The Key!”
“Prepare & Prevent Instead Of Repair & Repent.”
“Watch Your Step – It Could Be Your Last”
“Write what you want, say what you want ‘bout me, if you’re wondering, know that I’m not sorry.”
“You only live once”
3 things you have learnt this year? Go, leave a comment below.
5’2 but my attitude 6’1.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking.
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough
At least this balloon is attracted to me!
Aye I’m just feeling my vibes right now, I’m feeling myself.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Be patient and tough; someday this pain will be useful to you.
Be the person you needed when you were young
Be who and what you want, period.
Be yourself, there’s no one better.
Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do.
Being happy never goes out of style.
Caring too much about what people think of you is useless. Most people don’t even know what they think of themselves.
Create your own happiness.
Dear old me, I am so sorry I’ve hurt you and never thought about you please come back if possible I promise I’ll not let you go again.
Developing some good habits today
Don’t allow your habitual behaviour to dictate who you truly are.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.
Don’t live a life regretting the things you didn’t do. Go do things!
Don’t take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive.
Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they’re behind you for a reason.
Every day brings an opportunity to do something legendary.
Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.
Everybody knows that something’s wrong but nobody knows what’s going on.
Everyone has their weakness, but I have two: everything you say, and everything you do.
Everyone said I could be Anything… So I became Sexy!
Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
Filling my mind with happy thoughts
Future’s so bright we need shades
Get busy living or get busy dying.
Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.
Good vibes only

Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry I mean it!
I don’t know whether love brings happiness or sadness, but it definitely brings something called ‘CHANGE.’
I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
I’m always trying to come down with a win. That’s what matters to me and my squad.
I’m thankful for the struggles that made me the person I am today
If we could only turn back time…
If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
If you had the time machine, where would you go?
In what film would you like to live forever?
It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.
It may hurt a lot now, but I’m strong enough to handle it
It’s good that you have two hands because I can be a handful
It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
It’s okay even the sky cries sometimes.
Keep your chin up so your crown doesn’t slip
Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.
Life is about taking chances and having fun
Life is better when you’re laughing.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
Life is only as legendary as you make it
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
Life is the biggest party you’ll ever be at
Life is too short for bad vibes.
Lighten up, just enjoy life. Smile more, laugh more, and don’t get so worked up about things.
Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
Make them stop and stare.
Mistakes are proof that you’ve tried
My key to dealing with stress is simple: just stay cool and stay focused.
Never be afraid of what you are going for.
Not everyone likes us. But not everyone matters.

One does not simply “Let it go”.
One of the biggest mistakes we make is assuming that other people think the way we think.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
People will judge you without knowing who you are, people will wish you bad things without knowing your story, but you don’t have to listen to them. They are not better than you.
People won’t always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn’t mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.
Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.
Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Smiling and dreaming won’t cost money. So, I expertise in both of them.
So much to be thankful for
Some things are better in dreams.
Start by changing your thoughts; finish by changing your life.
Stay Focused And Extra Sparkly.
Stay strong. Make them wonder why you are still smiling.
Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.
Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happen once.
The best mistake to never repeat is to never cry for the same problem twice.
The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – that’s all that matters.
The only person you should try to be better than is the one you were yesterday.
The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?
The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
There are moments when everything is going well, don’t be frightened…..It wont last, dear
They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.
They told me I couldn’t that’s why I did.
Throwback to those days when life was less terrible.
Today’s a great day, you can’t stand in my way
Today’s the best kind of day
Well, no need to apologies then.
What is your super power?
What would be your life soundtrack?
When every time I feel low, I just close my eyes and think of you.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
When nothing goes right, go left.
You can’t break this girl..
You can’t dull my sparkle ✨
You can’t live an EPIC life without EPIC people
You don’t have to jump high for people to like you, love you, want to be with you, and notice you. You just have to be yourself, and you will be accepted for who you are.
You know you are happy when you catch yourself smiling even when no one is around.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
You’re amazing, brave, strong, beautiful and perfect in every way
Your vibe attracts your tribe.

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School

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t
I don’t know how time files after I hit the snooze button. And why it never flies when I study.
I’d rather go through 7 levels of purgatory than do a class presentation.
If sleep is important, why does school start so early?!
Last day of class!
My professor is like Oprah Winfrey, she throws homeworks at us like it’s a car.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Walking past a class with your friends in it
What day is it?

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Seasons & Nature

“Best in snow.”
“Discover The Beauty Of Winter.”
“How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.”
“I love you snow much.”
“Like rain, I fell for you.”
“Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight”
“Love at frost sight.”
“She acts like summer and walks like rain.”
“Snow much fun!”
“Snow way out.”
“Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.”
“Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.”
“There’s snowplace like home.”
“Wait For The Blizzard To Subside, Before Going Outside”
“We Are Winter.”
“What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.”
“Winter Safety Is COOL”
“Winter. You’ll Miss It When It’s Gone.”
(If you’re on a trip somewhere warm) Taking in some sun with the biggest ray of sunshine I know. insert sun emoji
Anything is possible with sunshine and a little pink.
Baby, it’s cold outside.
Beach or Mountain?
Create your own sunshine.
Don’t wait for the storm to pass, go out there and dance in the rain
Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
Flowers grow back even when they are stepped on.
Friendship is essentially a partnership.
Good times and tan lines.
Heaven
I am way too cool for this world. Just kidding.
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
If you were looking for a sign, here it is.
In a sea of people, my eyes will always be searching for you.
It’s Cold, Let’s Cuddle.
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
Livin’ the good life
May your day feel as good as taking a perfect selfie on the first try.
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
My relation with you is not like Rain, Which comes and goes away, My relation is like Air, Sometimes Silent but always Around You.
Paradise doesn’t have to be tropical.
See you on the next wave bestie.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
Some days start better than others.
Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping.
The rose and the thorn, and sorrow and gladness are linked together.
The sky isn’t always blue. The sun doesn’t always shine. So it’s okay to fall apart sometimes.
Trying to forget it but the memories are too strong
Walking in a winter wonderland.
Watch more sunsets than Netflix.
We create our own sunshine.
Weekends, are you still there?
What is your favorite color?
When the sun goes down, that’s when you see me glow
Women are like stars; there may be millions of them but only one can make your dreams come true ❤️?
You don’t have to hibernate this winter.

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Selfies

….lemme take a selfie
“Be yourself, there’s no one better.”
“But first, let me take a selfie.”
“Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it”
“I’m up right now and you suck right now”
“Ice to meet you.”
“Maybe she’s born with it…”
“My excuse is that I’m young”
“Put some lipstick on, perfume your neck and slip your high heels on, rinse and curl your hair, loosen your hips and get a dress to wear.”
“Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star.”
“Self love is the best love.”
“Smile big, laugh often.”
“Some girls won’t dance to the beat of the track.”
“When you take a selfie so good, you can’t believe it’s you.”
A girl can never have enough jewelry
A selfie a day keeps the doctor away!
A smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman’s body.
All I could ever want is right in front of me
All we want is hot hot boys boys boys.”
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
Am I adorable?? what you think !!!
Be more of you, and less of them.
Be yourself. People have to like you, and you don’t have to care.
Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.
Behind every successful woman is herself.
Being a girl is so expensive 😉
Believe in your selfie
Boys be like…
But first, let me take a selfie
By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
Crazy hair, don’t care.
Curly hair, don’t care.
Cute girl walking in front of you. Decrease speed until walking in front of you.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you wear too much black.
Don’t let today be a waste of makeup.
Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty.
Don’t try to be what you’re not. If you’re nervous, be nervous. If you’re shy, be shy. Its cute.
Eyes are never quiet
Fresh out of the shower, no makeup on.
God made this world so beautiful and one of his beautiful creating is the one you are stalking right now on Instagram.
Good morning world, here is my selfie you desperately asked for.
Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.
Here is a picture of the beautiful sky and not my face because i have dark circles.
I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not.
I actually wear glasses because I need them to see.
I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I don’t need your approval to be me.
I got it from my mama
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while…
I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
I know, I’m lucky that I’m so cute
I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a few less wrinkles.
I love the confidence that makeup gives me.
I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
I smile like an idiot when I think about you.
I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
I try to be a nice person, but sometimes my mouth doesn’t want to cooperate!.
I was born to shine…and take selfies!
I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.
I woke up like this!

I won’t cry for you. My mascara’s too expensive.
I’m everything you want but can’t have.
I’m just a girl standing in front of a camera asking if this is Instagram worthy?
I’m not one in a million, I’m one in 7 billion
I’m not perfect, I’m original…
If I send you ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
If people call me cute, I am happier.
If you don’t have a smile, I’ll give you one of mine..!
If you have eyes, look at me now!
If you smile, every time his name pops up on your screen. You’re in love.
Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.
It is selfie-time somewhere!
It’s selfie o’clock
It’s too “a.m.” for me.
Judge me when you are perfect.
Just me.
Keep your heels, head & standards high.
Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
Me
Me, myself and I
Me: click
Messy Bun & Getting Stuff Done.
My boyfriend still thinks my eyelashes are real. I guess we all have secrets, Don’t we.
Never let anyone treat you like you’re ordinary.
No makeup !!! this is me.
Of course,I talk to myself! After all, sometimes I need some expert advice!
OMG, that’s so cute.
Once a while someone amazing comes along! And here I am.
One day I caught myself smiling, then I realized I was thinking about you. 🙂
Purity of heart and sincerity in smile.
Self-love is the best love.
Selfie Sunday
Smile big, laugh often.
Some kisses are given with eyes.
Tangled hair, don’t care.
That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.
The best thing I ever did was believe in me.
The innocent ones always have a wild side.
The only person I dress to impress is me
Things I do in the gym: 20% work-out, 80% selfies!
This picture is my autobiography.
Twinkle, Twinkle little star, Brave & Beautiful is what you are.
What’s cooler than cool? Most cool. Oh, no wait…
When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes.
Who run the world? GIRLS.
Who’s awesome? You are.
Who’s that cute person? Oh, I clicked on my profile again
Why so serious?
You are cute, Can I keep you..??
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy makeup, which is pretty much the same thing.
You make every other girl feel so inferior.

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Short, but meaningful

…
…breathe…
A girl needs to be reminded sometimes.
Awkward…
Catch flights, not feelings.
Classic.
Dime piece.
Don’t hold your breath.
Finals are OVER!!!
Goals
I got nothing
Just chillin’
Just livin’ life
Just vibes
Live, Love, Bark
Maybe she’s born with it…
Normal is boring
Oh hey there!
OMG!
Ooooh….that’s why!
Real men don’t take selfies.
Short and sweet
Speechless.
Stay Cozy
Surprise!
Ugh…
YES!

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Travel Captions for Photos

“Out in the club and I’m sipping’ that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone.”
A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
Chilling like a gangster…
I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority
I’d rather be at Hogwarts.
I’m wild and free
Meanwhile in Russia.
So, you come here often?
Start somewhere.
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
Sunday funday.
Sunday FUNDAY.
Take a ride on my energy.
The journey is always the best part
There’s a million fish in the sea. But I’m a mermaid.
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light.
We travel, some of us forever, to seek other places, other lives, other souls.
What is your favorite movie?
Who is up for adventure?
Who is up for traveling Europe?
Women drivers rev my engine.

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Cute Instagram Quotes

“You’re braver than you believe and stronger and smarter than you think.” – Winnie the Pooh
“A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none.” – Marilyn Monroe
“The only thing more beautiful than the woman that knows what she wants I the woman who isn’t waiting on anybody else to get it for her.” – Rob Hill Sr
Piglet: “How do you spell ‘love’?”
Pooh: “You don’t spell it…you feel it.” – Winnie the Pooh
“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” – Winnie the Pooh
“‘We’ll be Friends Forever, won’t we, Pooh?’ asked Piglet.
‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” – Winnie the Pooh
“Sometimes the smallest things takes up the most room in your heart” — Winnie the Pooh
“You are my summer breeze, my winter sun.” – Britney Spears
“It is impossible to escape the impression that people commonly use false standards of measurement – that they seek power, success and wealth for themselves and admire them in others, and that they underestimate what is of true value in life.” – Sigmund Freud
“Be a little more you, and a lot less them.” – Madalyn Beck
“Some people are worth melting for.” – Frozen
“Where there is love there is life.” – Indira Gandhi
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.” – Mark Twain
“Kiss me on this cold December night.” – Michael Bublé
“In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.” – Charlie Brown
“Baby, it’s cold outside.” – Frank Loesser
“Life must be lived as play.” – Plato
“Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.” – Mother Theresa
“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” – Helen Keller
“Some people are worth melting for.” – Frozen
“It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.” -Leonardo Da Vinci
“It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.” -Theodore Roosevelt
“When I dare to be powerful – to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.” -Audre Lorde
“Live life to the fullest.” – Ernest Hemingway
“In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action.” – Aristotle
“It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” -J. K Rowling