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Funny WhatsApp Status

Messaging is a huge part in peoples’ lives nowadays. The digital days that we’re living at the moment allows us to send quick messages to everyone all over the globe, wherever they are granted that they have connection.

It’s fast, it’s efficient, and it’s the cheapest there is. Among the messaging services, WhatsApp has taken the world because of its simple interface and many features. There are billions of people who are using the platform to express themselves and upload their photos.

Are you in WhatsApp? No doubt!

Needing a good status to fully express what you feel? Then you are in the perfect page! We have here some of the funniest statuses you’ll find in the net.

Give your WhatsApp some fun, unique, and latest status!

Funny WhatsApp Status

Laughter is always, always the best medicine. Heal some of your friends’ pain and put up some funny status for your friends regardless of gender. We have everything ready for  you.

We’ve got one-liner funny status, funny shorts for boys and girls, and many many more! Read, scroll, and don’t be shy to copy and paste.

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Funny WhatsApp about me

WhatsApp is a social media platform for all people.

It’s the front row app for messaging and is used by billions of people around the globe. It’s a great way to communicate, express, and even socialize.

Make sure that you have the best about me status for your WhatsApp. Check out some of our compilations below.

  • I’m not avoiding work. I’m just on battery saver mode.
  • Dyslexics are teople poo.
  • I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
  • My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death.
  • Hey, I’ll be back in five minutes. If I’m not, just read this message again.
  • My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny.
  • Create your visual style. Let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
  • My love doesn’t sleep; it keeps on looking for you with its eyes open.
  • I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.
  • My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
  • My job is secure. No one else wants it.
  • Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror. 
  • I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
  • Sleep is my drug… my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.
  • The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
  • I’ve been diagnosed with “awesomeness.” You might want to get checked, but I doubt you caught it.
  • I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.
  • I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
  • You think I’m cute when I’m mad? Well, buckle up sweet cheeks – I’m about to get freakin’ adorable.
  • I wish I could mute people in real life.
  • I would call my fashion style “clothes that still fit.”
  • You’re so lucky that I’m terrified of prison.
  • Of course I talk to myself! Sometimes I need expert advice.
  • I’m so tired, my tired is tired.
  • I am not perfect, but I am a limited edition.
  • Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
  • I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
  • Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.
  • I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
  • I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.
  • God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.
  • I’m naturally funny because my whole life is a joke.
  • won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

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WhatsApp status for you about me section!

Funny WhatsApp status ideas

Here are some of the funny WhatsApp status ideas you can put in your profiles! Give them a good laugh now.

  • My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.
  • It’s always fun to look back five years old photo of ourselves.
  • Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  • Someday you’ll go far, and I hope you stay there.
  • I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
  • Be nice to nerds, they will be your boss one day.
  • Dear God, there is a bug in your software. It’s called Monday; please fix it.
  • Never steal. The government hates competition.
  • Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
  • I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
  • It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
  • I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job on the road crew, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
  • It’s not that I don’t want to go to work. I’m just allergic to crushing defeat.
  • Marriage is subject to market risk.
  • Light travels faster than sound. That’s why people appear bright until they speak.
  • I’m fresh, but global warming made me very hot.
  • I wish my book of life were written in pencil. There are a few pages I would like to erase.
  • Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet.
  • Busy at this moment…free forever.
  • I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
  • Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
  • You seem to be on your own path. Unfortunately, there’s a “socio” in front of it.
  • It’s not that I hate anyone; it’s just that I do not like people.
  • If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
  • I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
  • Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
  • Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
  • People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.
  • Never laugh at your partner’s choices… You’re one of them.
  • I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • I didn’t fall. It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.

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WhatsApp status ideas for your social media

Funny WhatsApp status lines

WE have some pretty awesome and impressive funny WhatsApp status lines for you too.

These are short so you don’t have to worry in over feeding your friends and followers with funny content!

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  • I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
  • You smell like hidden motives, get away from me.
  • I didn’t change; I just grew up.If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  • When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • I don’t know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.
  • Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
  • Remember, it’s just a bad day – not a bad life.
  • Live your life and forget your age.
  • For all the people who make me laugh – thank you.
  • Always love your friends from you heart not from your mood or need.
  • The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
  • 3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet.
  • I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
  • The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
  • Be smarter than your smartphone.
  • Everybody wishes they could go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
  • All the life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
  • I’m not saying you’ve got problems, but have you tried turning yourself off and rebooting?
  • If you keep annoying me, I’ll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.
  • I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
  • All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
  • The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.
  • It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
  • Someone asked me, what’s your relationship status? I replied, Still looking for a FREE Wi-Fi connection!
  • My Internet is down today. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are irresponsible.
  • My secret talent is getting tired without doing so common, why are there so many people without it?
  • If I am wired with you, then I like you.
  • Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  • If the school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking.
  • True friendship: Walking into a person’s house and having your Wi-Fi connect automatically.
  • Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
  • I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I am blaming you.
  • I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
  • Improve your performance by improving your attitude.
  • If the brain is dominant, why doesn’t everyone use it?
  • I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
  • Attitude is like underwear. Don’t show it just wore it.
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  • Do not drink and park accidents cause people.

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WhatsApp status short lines

Funny WhatsApp status for girls

Girls are the expressive gender in the spectrum. They have a lot to say almost all of the time! But if you’re feeling not that funny and not in the mood for thinking too much, then don’t worry. We’ve got you covered. We have here some of WhatsApp status you can use.

Feel free to copy and paste to your statuses!

  • Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
  • The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats.
  • At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
  • They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
  • Never underestimate me because I am more than you think.
  • Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it to increase my friend list.
  • Fashion is about something that comes from within you.
  • Fair warning: I know karate. …and some other words.
  • Being an adult is just walking around wondering what you’re forgetting.
  • I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.
  • Taking your ex back is like going to the junkyard and buying back your own crap.
  • Dream big and dare to fail.
  • I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had a low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger.
  • There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.
  • If you like me then raise your hands. If not then raise your standard.
  • I want to be invited but I don’t want to go.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.
  • A computer once beat me at chess.
  • Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
  • Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.
  • Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
  • I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
  • Follow your heart but don’t be stupid.
  • Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
  • Me? Sarcastic? Never.
  • I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
  • Kill tension before tensions kill you, reach your goal before goal kicks you, live life before life leaves you.
  • It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.
  • So I heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
  • Born to express not to impress.
  • How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.
  • Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can’t make a rainbow, without a little rain.
  • Success always hugs you in private but failure always slaps you in public. That’s life.
  • You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
  • People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
  • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
  • I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
  • Do not drink and park accidents cause people.
  • Mistakes are proof that you’re trying.
  • If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.
  • Being single is my attitude.

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WhatsApp status for girls

Funny WhatsApp status for boys

Looking for that cool and funny WhatApp status? Good news, you’re sentences away from it! It’s not only the girls who like to make an effort for their social media statuses, boys feel the same way too.

It may easy for some and a bit harder for others – if you are part of the latter then the following statuses are perfect for you. Keep scrolling and reading. Copy and paste the ones you like!

Use them for your next post!

  • When I was a boy, I laid in my twin sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
  • I need a good Wifi & Wife.
  • Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend!
  • Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
  • If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • Personality is to a man what perfume is to a flower.
  • Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
  • I work out every day I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.
  • Alcohol will give a different type of power!
  • A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
  • I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is… Scaring men is easy.
  • Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher
    got the job.
  • Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still
  • Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
  • If you don’t care, stop talking about it.
  • You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
  • I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
  • I’m in my bed; you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.
  • Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
  • Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
  • A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
  • Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
  • Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
  • I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
  • A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
  • People with status don’t need status.
  • Always trying to cool my self.
  • Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
  • It’s not my attitude, It’s my style.
  • Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
  • Honest people can be put into two categories….little kids and drunk persons.
  • I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.
  • I hate math, but I love counting money.
  • Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!
  • Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  • I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
  • My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s also dreaming.
  • Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman.
  • His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
  • How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  • Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
  • I know I’m awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.
  • Don’t judge my past, look at my present, I am sure my future is really rocking.
  • Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!
  • My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
  • Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
  • Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!
  • It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it.
  • Don’t use the bathroom in your dream, It’s a setup.
  • My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee!
  • Boys lie more, but girls lie better.
  • If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
  • I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.
  • That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
  • Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
  • Follow your heart but don’t be stupid.
  • I will be back with my same attitude.
  • I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
  • I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
  • Please don’t get confused between my attitude & personality!
  • Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.
  • Save Water, Drink Whisky.
  • Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.
  • The best way to lie is, to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
  • Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
  • I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart LESS.
  • Smartness is a perfect beauty.
  • It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it.
  • I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
  • Drink until you become the greatest philosopher in your world!

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WhatsApp status for boys


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