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About Love

“What’s love?” A feeling which either ruins a friendship or makes it stronger.
First world problems
Help me please, I’m bored
Hey girl, I like the way we finish each others’, sandwiches
I accept my time, back in cash.
I’m a power to be figured with, I figure.
I’m not certain what number of issues I have on the grounds that math is one of them
I’m the girl you’ve always wanted
Just hanging out with friends
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
Never be controlled by three things: Your past, Money, and People.
Oh my god, so cute.
Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie., 🙂
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
You said everyone would be here.
Do you think this is a game?

Also Cute

Attachments are good only for messages, emails, or letters. Not for real life.
Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
I get by with a little help from my friends.
I graduated from the University of selfies.
I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
Life goes on, with or without you.
Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun!
These are the seasons of emotion.
They call me ranch cuz I will be dressing.
We all shine on.

For Couples

And tonight I will fall asleep with you in my heart.
Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty
Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.
Fight with me, get everything that I deserve.
Funny caption
Her memories of him were like flowers in the morning and stars at night.
I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, call me Beercules
I don’t always take selfies
I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Why Did I ever date you?”
I want a second chance at falling in love with you for the first time.
I want to bring time back.
I wish you could have tried holding me instead like you are holding your ego.
I’m not savvy. I simply wear glasses.
If your life got harder, Congratulations! you just leveled up.
It’s funny because it’s true
Know your limits
Let it be
Like the way, you are.
Love of a FAMILY is life’s greatest blessing…!!!
Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears
Oh, so you’re a model? Who’s your agency, Instagram?
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Some things are better in dreams.
Soul on fleek.
Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.
The best memories come from bad ideas done with best friends.
The older you get, the more rules they’re going to try.
They say “Love is in the air.” Maybe that’s why there is so much air pollution these days.
They see me rollin, they hatin.
They start missing you when they fail to replace you.
What hurts more, Breakup or Betrayal? “Replacement,” a heart cried.
When a man is truly passionate about his woman, he will do whatever it takes to ensure her happiness with him.
When you know there is nothing, but there is always something.
You should smell my breath

For Cousins

Escape the ordinary
Every time my phone goes off, I hope it’s you
Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.
The first time when I saw you, you smiled. When he touched you, you smiled. Both were killing me in their own way.
Friends are born, not made
God favor this chaotic situation
Got my toes in the sand.
I am not picky, I just know what I want.
People won’t always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn’t mean
Rolling with the homies.
Saturdays are for the boys.
Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a Star.
This is my simple selfie life.
Together, let’s disappear into this night like two shooting stars.

For Friends

Well behaved women rarely make history – Eleanor Roosevelt
24/7 diet campaign
50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
All we have is NOW.
Be careful who you push away. Some of us don’t come back.
Befriend your pain, it’s there to help you grow.
Behind every status, there is a secret message for someone.
Being silly with the girls
Bloody brilliant changes masks in our generation.
Did you fart?
Elegance is a beauty that never fades
Embrace the glorious mess that you are
Feeling Fresh
Friends with a gang of geeks
Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
Hey girl, get back to work
I am still on a ride with my day one.
I came in like a wrecking ball
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day
I got back with my Ex…Box 360
I just got 30 likes, #selfiepro
I know, I’m lucky that I’m so cute
I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
Life takes you to places, love brings you home. Home sweet home
Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.
Never gonna break me
New Delhi for life
Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
People cry not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
Put your mullet where your mouth is, sir.
Puts a selfie on top of the tree because I’m the star.
selfie twins
Smile, life is beautiful
So, you come here often?
Some days start better than others
Strong women rule the world
Sunday fun day
The smallest change can make the biggest difference
Where is the party tonight?

For Girls

At least this balloon is attracted to me!
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.
Before spending time trying to find someone, you must first find yourself.
Buy an iPhone they said, it comes with a map, they said.
Changed all my passwords to incorrect, then every time I forget my password, it says “your password is incorrect.”
Cute girl walking in front of you. Decrease speed until walking in front of you.
Do more of what makes you happy.
Do not want to leave the weekend.
Hottest girl in my city.
I Can’t-Do That Now Bc I’m Taking Selfies!!!
I don’t always take selfies.
I get by with a little help from my friends.
I just want to cuddle, that’s all I want.
I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
I woke up like this #flawless.
I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
I’m not a hero.
I’m the strong silent type.
If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
Keep telling yourself good isn’t good enough. You deserve much more. You deserve GREATNESS.
Know what sparks the light in you, then use that light to illuminate the world.
Let go of anything that is toxic to your progression.
Like foodies?
Live today, leave rest for tomorrow.
Love when my bae hugs me like this.
Maybe she’s born with it.
Pool time, come get some.
Posted a pic on Instagram, and she didn’t like it.
Sandals and sunshine.
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So many changes in a year.
Some days start better than others.
Take me out to the ball game.
There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Walking to the Tube.
What made you fall for him? He never asked me to justify my past.
When you love what you have everything you need.

For Sisters

Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice
I don’t wanna be alone forever, but I love gypsy life.
Twenty-four-hour champagne diet.
Accept yourself unless you are a serial killer.
Amazing photographers found on Instagram.
Do you like my shirt?
Don’t tread on me.
Good friends show their love in times of trouble, not just in times of happiness.
Happily dressed in black.
Heart boys who make funny faces when they see you for the first time.
Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.
I am happier, people call me cute not sexy.
I am not a selfie expert.
I cannot see heaven being much better than this.
I don’t know how time files after I hit the snooze button. And why it never flies when I study.
I’m bad but you love it.
Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
So Please, hold me close and make all this pain go away.
Straightening my hair.
Take my selfie and be merry.
Toronto for life.
Wanderlust and city dust.
what’s your state of mind?

From Songs

Bout to make me give you a reason to be insecure.
Don’t you know you’re playing with fire tonight?
Fresh just like Carlton, I kill ’em with Will.
I got that pump and a bump and you know you wanna try it.
I got thorns Wear them like a crown I got thorns You should know by now That’s what you get when you pick a rose.
I was being humble, I’m back on my cocky shit.
I’d rather lose a lover than to love a loser.
Ice cold like my drink.
Show me something before I show something to you.
Stiff smile just like I’m Aphex Twin.
My waist so small, look like lipo.
When you look at me, what do you see?
Who said I was an angel?
Yeah, if you don’t learn your lesson you gon’ get yourself in permanent detention.
You’re the poison in the wine.
You’re the right face at the wrong time, love, I only wish I woulda known it.
Young enough to chase, but old enough to know better.
Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.

Funny

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
At dawn, we ride
Cry a river, build a bridge, get over it.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Give me some space
Home is not a place, it’s a feeling.
How a woman tells society she is single
I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not
I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.
I can show you the world
I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.
I don’t remember us. I remember “Lost” us.
I feel extremely happy
I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it.
I like to hang out with people who make me forget to look at my phone.
I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
I thought this was America.
I want to be stronger.
I was here first.
I’d like to thank Red Bull, Google, Vodka, and Wikipedia for my graduation.
I’ll hold you when things go wrong, I’ll be with you from dusk till dawn.
I’ll just stay here forever.
I’m a true master.
I’m everything you want but can’t have.
I’m in love with you, and all your little things.
I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding.
I’m so young money.
I’m your best friend.
if a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread man?
Insert funny caption.
It’s the little things in life.
Just got new tops.
Just got out of the shower, oops.
Just the two of us.
Kik me.
Last night was a blue
Life is short, false, it’s the longest thing you do.
Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
Love it when my bae hugs me like this.
Remember to let her into your heart.
Silly me.
Simplicity is the key to brilliance.
Simply continue swimming.
So, who ate my food?
Stay sharp and far from timid.
Sunshine and moonshine.
The secret to happiness is to not expect too much.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
This is how to be a heartbreaker.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
This seat is taken.
The top is a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.
Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
we made it, it’s Friday!
Whatever you do, make sure you’re happy.
Where’s my money.
You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.

Heartbroken

And now, in every broken piece, we search for our lost peace.
And then, I threw away love from my priority list, as it gave me “options for loving anyone, I want.”
Darling!! Don’t be someone’s “Untold story” Or “Poem” It hurts.
Darwin award goes to.
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
L.Y. First Love Yourself
The only person you need in life is the person who proves they need you in theirs.

Just Cool

“Why you always write about love?” I love writing Fiction.
And then there are some relationships which don’t require daily meetings, they exist only by seeing each other.
As I go, making my moves up.
Beach life.
Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.
Being happy never goes out of style.
Best friends forever.
Best. Selfie. Ever.
Catch a glimpse.
Celery is 95% water and 100%, not pizza.
Dare to differ.
Dear guys, please get off of Facebook, take yourself outside, be a gentleman, and learn how to approach. a woman in the real world, preferably one who is single and available.
Do expect me to get pissed off when you don’t answer!? Who do you think you are!? The delivery guy?
Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
Don’t worry if you haven’t found your true love, they’re just with someone else right now.
Each Tempest Comes Up Short On Downpour.
Exams Over.
Feel like, I am the king of the world.
Free hot dogs and chili, you always pay for them later.
Girls are like, I love my hair in this pic.
God is really creative, I mean. Just look at me.
Goodnight, happy dreams.
Have a seat, we were expecting you.
He went to Jared.
He’s such a good singer, right?
Here To Serve. The Feline Overlord
High school king.
Houston for life.
Humble, With Just A Hint Of Kanye.
I am giving the final count.
I am looking fresher than you.
I am not taking a selfie, I am just checking my camera quality.
I am so good in bed, I can sleep all day!
I can’t go on, will you carry me.
I changed all my passwords to Incorrect.
I do not want to be alone from now.
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows.
I don’t need your approval to be me.
I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.
I fart in bed.
I feel good today.
I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul.
I look really good.
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine for breakfast.
I should’ve left my phone at home ‘cause this is a disaster.
I swear I’m a nice girl until you do something that pisses me off then the bitch will come out to play.
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
I want a relationship like “Tom & Jerry” to fight daily, still can’t live without each other.
I was born to stand out.
I wonder if I’m on your mind as much as you’re on mine.
I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
I’ll do me.
I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
I’m here to stay away from companions on Facebook.
I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me.
I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
I’m so fly right now.
I’m trending right now.
Ice Cream Is Cheaper Than Therapy.
If he doesn’t accept you in public, don’t allow him to do anything in private!!
If I die tomorrow, will you remember me?
If it doesn’t open, it’s not your door.
If you really love someone, you would not purposely do something to hurt that person.
If you treat a girl like a dog, she’s going to piss on you.
In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite. how amazing she truly is.
Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me.
Instagram selfie.
Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
It’s sad but life is full of sudden good bye’s.
Judge me when you are perfect.
Keep calm and take a selfie.
Keep the Smile On!
Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything.
Let it be.
Life is better when you’re laughing.
Life is full of surprises.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
Life is short there is no time to leave important words unsaid.
Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
Lol, this guy.
London for life.
Longline at Starbucks, first world problems.
Love your enemies.
Maybe she’s born with it.
Miami for life.
Moments like these. This is what we live for, this is why we exist.
Morning boys.
My chocolate chip cookie is raisin 🙁
My time is now.
Need advice on relationships? Get in touch with a broken soul or a one-sided lover.
Need for a six-month holiday twice a year.
Nobody is perfect. That’s why pencils have erasers.
Oh pizza, you understand me so well.
One love, one heart.
Pillow talk with my best friend.
Please don’t download my Selfie, you may fall in love with me.
Poop
Puts a selfie on top of the tree because I’m a star.
Rev my engine, I need women drivers.
Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.
Simply one more paper cut survivor.
Smile at the world, and she’ll smile back.
Smile is a sword for beauty.
Smile today.
So where are you heading? Towards him/her OR Towards the time you both spent.
So you’re telling me I have a chance.
So, no need to be like the rest of them.
So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
Sometimes I’m in a selfie mood.
Stay away from people that make you feel like you’re hard to love.
Sunday Funday.
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
Sup, girl
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Take a ride on my energy.
That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.
That moment when you realize it wasn’t a fart
That moment when you realize your childhood is over
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
there is beauty in simplicity
There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.
There’s nothing more precious than sharing special moments with family
They criticize you too much because they wish they were you.
They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.
Things left unsaid stay with us forever.
This is how I look taking a selfie.
This is my club.
This is my school.
This is my thug life.
This is my town.
This just gave me another reason why I love this person.
Ugg life.
Walking past a class with your friends on it.
Want to destroy you, with my hugs and kisses.
We were all strangers, to begin with.
We’ll start a fire.
Weekend, please don’t leave me.
What day is it again?
What do you think of the view?
What’s your WhatsApp?
Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance.
When I was in Rome. I did what the Romans did.
When you come to a point where you have no need to impress anybody. Your freedom will begin.
Will my husband ever return from war.
Work until your idols become your rivals.
Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
Yolo swag.
You are a tornado with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.
you are enough.
You wrecked me.
You’re doing it wrong.
You’re the best.

Motivational

All I have ever wanted to be is who I am becoming.
Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.
Be obsessively grateful.
Be proud of yourself for how far you’ve come and never stop pushing to be the best you can be.
Be the best version of yourself.
Be who and what you want, period.
Be Yourself, everyone else is taken.
Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.
Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
Drunk as a skunk
The finals are OVER!!!
Goodnight my bae.
Happiness is just a chemical.
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife’s clothes.
I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.
I hate flying lessons.
I just farted.
I love my hair in this pic.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I say why not?
I’m your worst nightmare.
It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.
Let life surprise you
Love memes, before they are on Insta.
Makeup magnifies the beauty that already exists.
Memes are just normal post if you don’t have a best friend to tag.
My downfall will always be my lust for pretty things.
My excuse is, still looks young.
Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary
Oh, hi there!
Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
On Wednesdays, I wear pink.
On what’s yours, or else others will try to.
pic caption.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
selfie shot.
Selfie Time!
Snapchat selfie.
There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy.
These are the days we live for.
they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.
They used to shout my name, now they whisper it.
Think before you come for the great one. —Drake
This is the most magical pic of your life.
True are the warriors, who follow the beat of their heart.
We’re on our way to do science.
Welcome to big sky country.
What if the princess wants to be with Bowser but Mario keeps kidnapping her.
Whatever sprinkles your donuts.
When nothing goes right, go left instead.
When the bus driver starts driving before you even get to your seat.
When you actually matter to a person, they’ll make time for you. No lies, No excuses.
When you are Downie, eat a brownie.
Who’s that cute person? Oh, I clicked on my profile again
Why does everything in my life have to be so complicated?

Selfie

Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it. —Drake
Insert funny caption.
“You don’t have a soul; you are the soul and you have a body” – C.S. Lewis
5 ft. 1 is my height but my attitude is 6 ft. 2
5’2 but my attitude 6’1
A better version of me
A child is born
A good family is priceless
A selfie a day keeps the friends away
A selfie a day keeps your FB friends away
A throwback to when I was a nerd
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings
About to head out
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All good things are wild and free
All I need is Chipotle
All we want hot boys with us.
All you need is love
All you need is pizza
Alone at the office
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy
Always learn to stand on your own two feet or watch how you will crawl forever.
Am I still cute?
Animal selfies are the best selfies
Anti-You
Are these yours?
Aspire to Inspire before we expire
At least my pizza is attracted to me
Baby, it’s cold outside
Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.
Be proud of who you are and not ashamed of how someone else sees you.
be you. do you. for you.
Be yourself, there’s no one better
Be yourself. People have to like you, and you don’t have to care.
Beach time
Beautiful people are not always good but good people are always beautiful.
Before you come, think once.
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship
Best Friends Forever..!!!!
Best selfie ever.
Big blue sky.
Blood makes you related, loyalty makes you family.
Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.
But mom, I love him.
But without the dark, we’d never see the stars.
Café racer.
Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so cute.
Can you tell I’m bored?.
Caring too much about what people think of you is useless. Most people don’t even know what they think of themselves.
Catch a glimpse.
Catch flights, not Feelings.
Chicago for life.
Chill out like a gangster.
Chilling like a gangsta.
Chilling like a villain.
Cinderella never asked for a prince.
Clicked a selfie after a long time!
Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you
Coffee every minute.
Cold Days, Warm Hearts.
Collect moments, not things.
College girls.
Crossfit? I play real sports.
Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.
Darling!! ‘Mending of broken pieces’ is in progress. Give it some time.
Dear old me, I am so sorry I’ve hurt you and never thought about you please come back if possible I promise I’ll not let you go again.
Dieting with friends :p
Different doesn’t mean wrong.
Dime piece.
Disappointed but not surprised.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Do you like this?
Do you think this is a game?
Does this selfie make me look fat?
Does this ugg make me look ugly?
Dollar bills, ya’ll.
Don’t allow anyone to take the wheel and steer you in their direction because you will never truly be happy. Take control of your own life.
Don’t allow your habitual behavior to dictate who you truly are.
Don’t be afraid of death. be afraid of non-lived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.
Don’t get between me and my burrito.
Don’t hate.
Don’t hold your breath.
Don’t judge, you don’t’ know my story.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.
Don’t let people know too much about you.
Don’t play dumb with me. That’s a game you can’t win.
Don’t Study me. You will never Graduate!
Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they’re behind you for a reason.
Duckface fails.
Dude, all my friends have birthdays this year.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery.
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Ermahgerd!
Even the most beautiful women will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.
Every day brings an opportunity to do something legendary. Watch more sunsets than Netflix.
Everything I have I gave to you
Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal Or Won’T Text Me Back.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Feel fresher than a pillow, with a mint over it.
Feelings are just visitors, let them come and go.
Finer than a 0.5mm pencil
First I Drink The Coffee. Then I Do The Things.
Focus on the Good
Frankly, my dear, I don’t Instagram
Fresher than you.
Friends marathon on Netflix, YES!
From Tokyo to LA.
Funny how a beautiful girl can tell such a sad story.
Funny me.
Funny you mention that, I was just thinking I don’t care.
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Getting my pose on.
Girl, I have to call you back.
Girls are like, caught off guard but still cute.
Girls are like, no makeup!
Give Me The Chocolate And Nobody Gets Hurt.
Gonna go crazy tonight.
Good morning beautiful! I hope I didn’t wake you and I’m sorry if I did but I just want to tell you that you’re amazing and beautiful.
Good talk, let’s do it again sometime.
Got lost in my dream world.
Got my coffee and donut.
Got the bathroom smelling like fish sticks.
Got to have sauce.
Grandma’s getting ready for a rap battle.
Great Samaritan, Cleaned Up Competitor, Particularly Skilled Napper.
Grow through what you go through.
Guess what I just did.
Happy days are here again!
Has a nightstand, but way too many books to fit on it.
Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
Have a seat, we were expecting you.
Have Loads Of Hair And Like Revolting Things.
Heaven in her eyes, hell behind mine.
Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is gold.
Hey girl.
Hey Girl, Feel My Sweater. Know What It’S Made Of? Boyfriend Material.
Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.
How bad do you want it?
How can something be so distant, so unknown, so damaged, and yet so beautiful?
How did I get back to my crib last night?
How do I put this, you’ll never sleep again
How do I feel When There Is No Coffee? Depresso.
Humpday
I am not feeling lazy. I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.
I broke my own heart just by loving you.
I can be your hero.
I decide the vibe.
I deserve an award for being way too nice to people who surely don’t deserve it.
I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
I didn’t kill anyone, jealousy did.
I do not always study, sometimes struggle between doing and do not.
I do what I want.
I don’t always finish my jokes.
I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.
I don’t know whether love brings happiness or sadness, but it definitely brings something called ‘CHANGE.’
I don’t need any part-time people in my life.
I feel the start of something new.
I found that time can heal everything.
I had fun once, it was horrible.
I hate fighting with the one person who makes me smile the most.
I have made a huge mistake.
I have no idea what I’m doing.
I have so many chances to you; now let me give myself one more.
I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me.
I honestly don’t even understand my own feelings sometimes.
I just need one person. To never give up on me. Just one.
I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
I know where you live.
I like the foodies.
I love you this much.
I make your heart laugh.
I must destroy you with hugs and kisses.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I never stray far from the sidewalk
I never took your “I hate you” seriously and you never took my “I love you” seriously. Strange but true.
I read the twilight books
I think you are lacking Vitamin me!
I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it.
I will eat just one, I swear.
I woke up like this.
I woke up like this; flawless.
I’m a good person. But don’t give me a reason to show you my evil side.
I’m a unicorn.
I’m not lazy, just relaxed.
I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
I’m the girl you’ll never be.
I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.
I’m your love and life.
I’m your worst nightmare.
I’ve finally counted.
I’ve made a friend.
I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.
If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
If tears were ink, I would have written a big novel out of it!!
If we could only turn back time.
If you are testing my water, you better know how to swim.
If you can change the priorities, Mind it, I very well know the game of “tit for tat.”
If you got eyes, look at me now.
If you have come all this way to see my photo, then like it.
If you have eyes, look at me now!
If you live for other people’s acceptance you will die from their rejection.
If you look in the mirror when your eyes are shut, it’s like watching yourself when you’re asleep
If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think. Be happy, it drives people crazy.
In our generation, people are bloody brilliant at changing their masks.
In the world of One Time Password, I want to be your Fingerprint Lock.
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Invite me to play Candy Crush one more time
Am I in trouble?
Is it just me or is it cold outside?
It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.
It is a beautiful moment when you believe in me.
It is funny to have a perfect insta caption for my photo.
It never rains during the weekend.
It’s a beautiful day.
It’s a sweatshirt kind of day.
It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
It’s easy to stand with the crowd. It takes courage to stand alone.
It’s funny because it disappears.
It’s sexy time.
It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about
Ladies, please.
Last day of class.
Last night was a blur.
Leave your lover.
Let’s just be who we are.
Life is better when you’re laughing.
Life is better when you’re smiling.
Life is idiotic and I need to rest.
Life is short, wear cute shoes.
Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
Like a boo.
Like a warrior, my heart was meant to fight battles.
Little by Little.
Live doesn’t just exist.
Live for the moments you can’t put into words.
Live the life you want to, not the one you’re supposed to.
Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
Lives change, remember you can wait for tomorrow to start new.
Living is easy with your eyes closed.
Living vicariously through myself.
Longline at Starbucks, first world problems.
long weekend love.
Los Angeles for life.
Love became a memory I fear to remember.
Love is not when you find someone. It’s when you afraid to lose someone.
Love is stupid until it is about you.
Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.
Loving you felt like leaving my apartment and not being able to remember if I locked the door.
Make it simple but significant.
Make milkshakes they said, the boys will come to your yard they said.
Make mistakes, it’s better than faking perfection.
Make Peace with your broken pieces.
Making people unsure about my gender on a daily basis.
Maybe the fear of living is nothing but the fear that any moment might be the one that’ll change us forever.
Me, myself, and I.
Meanwhile in Russia.
Melbourne for life.
Midnight has its way of making loneliness feel like love.
Mind if I comb-over?
Mind the gap.
Missing Sunday for me?
Mom’s gone wild.
More love is needed to say ‘i hate you’ after a fight than that in confessing ‘i love you.’
Morning boys.
My autobiography is this.
My biggest problem? I notice everything.
My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.
My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look
My only real long term goal is to never end up on Maury.
My Snaps never bothered me anyway.
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
Never give up on your hair! It’s the next thing people notice after your smile.
Never looked so good.
No matter how busy a person is if they really care they will always find time for you.
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.
Nobody will hurt if you give me the chocolate.
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.
Now we’re screaming just to see who’s louder.
Oh hey, girl.
Oh hey there.
OMG, that’s so cute.
OMG, look at my selfie.
OMG, that’s so cute.
Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
On my way to school 🙂
Once in a lifetime, you meet someone who changes everything.
Once you realize you deserve better letting go will be the best decision ever.
One bad chapter doesn’t mean your story is over.
One day you will find the one who makes all the others disappear.
One does not simply “Let it go”.
One of the biggest mistakes we make is assuming that other people think the way we think.
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
Open your eyes, I’m more brilliant than you’ll ever be”
Pay close attention to people who don’t clap when you win.
People are looking at me funny.
People fuck with your feelings until you have no more feelings.
People will judge you without knowing who you are, people will wish you bad things without knowing your story, but you don’t.
person and I hope you have a great day!
Pizza and movies.
Pizza selfie.
Poop selfie.
Puts selfie on top of the tree because I’m a star
Real men don’t take selfies.
Relationships and understanding are buried under the concept of self-respect and ego. Digging over it is not at all possible..!!
Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
Says he wants to whisper something in your ear, screams!
School’s out.
Selfie in paradise.
selfie quotes.
Selfie Sunday.
Selfie with the crew.
Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
Seven billion smiles and yours are our favorite.
She just left, I miss her already.
She says nothing when she wants to say everything.
Short hair doesn’t care.
Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
Silly girls are the best.
Smile.
Smile 🙂
Smile, it confuses people.
Snapchat me.
So famous on Instagram.
So jealous.
So you’re telling me I have a chance.
Some past memories bring a smile to you. And this is surely one of them.
Some people are not your friend, they are just scared to be your enemy.
Someday all the love you’ve given away will find its way back to you and it will finally stay.
Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.
Sometimes I need 2 shots of tequila, to know what I feel. Because sometimes I don’t understand myself.
Sometimes it may feel stupid, and sometimes sensible but crying everything out is the relief.
Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
Sometimes the love of your life comes after the mistake of your life.
Sometimes the nightmares we face are the dreams we used to chase.
Sometimes we have to let go of what’s killing us, even if it’s killing us to let go.
Sometimes what you want doesn’t deserve you.
Sometimes you have to go up really high to understand how small you really are.
Sometimes you just have to fall before you can fly.
Sorry, I slept with your brother.
Start by changing your thoughts; finish by changing your life.
Started from the bottom now we’re here.
Stay real or stay away from me.
Stay sharp and far from timid.
Stay strong, the weekend is coming.
Still the beats bang.
Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.
Stop doubting yourself to work hard and make it happen.
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your emotions.
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
stop stop, I’m gonna pee.
Stress does not go with my outfit!
Sugar, how’d you get so fly?
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
Surprise!
Surprising to see our position from where we started.
Surround yourself with makeup, not negativity.
Surround yourself with those who make you happy.
survived another “end of the world” scenario.
Sweet girl wants to call back.
Sweeter than honey.
Sydney for life.
Syndrome of a down.
t’s Weird that all pics shared from Instagram is continually obscuring.
Take a ride on my energy
Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live in.
Take chance in life, some things happen only once.
Takes one to know one.
Tap to add a caption.
The teacher knows who my crush is, assigns my seat next to her.
Temporary things can become permanent if you hold onto them for too long.
Text me back or I’ll find you.
Thank you for making me feel less alone.
That moment when you realize your childhood is over.
The best in life looks free.
The best mistake to never repeat is to never cry for the same problem twice.
The best of me is yet to come.
The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all, you realize you didn’t know a thing.
The best thing I ever did was believe in me.
The cold never bothered me anyway.
The good things in life are better with you.
The Master of Disguise.
The moment when she says you’re cute.
The moment when you realize everything’s perfect.
The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
The older I get, the more I appreciate being home doing absolutely nothing.
The only F word out of a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”
The soap, pick it up.
The sun will shine someday.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
There’s no place like home.
These curls get the girls.
This could be the beginning.
This could be the end.
This is how I look taking a selfie.
This is my simple suburban life.
This is my strongest game.
This is my town.
This is a selfie.
This V neck is as deep as my thoughts.
Throwback Thursday.
Throwing mad shade.
Time for bed, no makeup.
Time for Changes.
Time is fast when life is easy but now it’s hard to pass both.
Time to party, ladies.
Today I will be as useless as the letter g in lasagna.
Too many shots, too many girls.
Top of the line.
Trouble never looked so god damn fine.
Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
Trying clothes on, do you like it?
Trying to forget it but the memories are too strong.
Tumblr life.
Under construction.
Volleyball is just a really intense version of “don’t let the ball touch the floor.”
Walking past a class with your friends on it.
Want to ride in an Ark? I Noah a guy.
Want to see my duck face?
Warning – You might fall in love with me.
WARNING: You may fall in love with my face.
Watching today from my bedroom.
We all start as strangers.
We got that Friday feeling.
We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.
Welcome to H town.
Welcome to my city.
Welcome to my TBT.
What have I become?
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
When God gives you a “No,” give him a “Thank you.” He was protecting you from less than his best.
When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance.
When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
When the parents hate it, the kids love it.
When the roots are deep there are no reasons to fear the wind.
When was the last time I was cute?
When you learn to survive without anyone, you can survive anything.
Where you from boy?
Where you from girl?
Who cares? I’m AWESOME..!!
Who says I never smile in my selfie?
Who’s awesome? You are!
Why does love hurt? everyone asks. Why does everyone become heartless? no one asks.
Why not take a selfie when you are feeling good and fresh today
Why so serious?
Will you be my date?
Wish you were here
Wishing you a sweet Valentine’s day
Women drivers rev my engine.
World’s most annoying couple.
You broke me with a heartbreak but, why are you still breaking me with those memories?
You can ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out!
You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
You can’t judge me.
You can’t just come into someone’s life, make them special and then leave.
You can’t make them love you. They either do or they don’t. Recognize the difference and proceed accordingly.
You can’t rush something you want to last forever.
You cannot make someone understand a message they are not ready to receive.
You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.
You don’t have to jump high for people to like you, love you, want to be with you, and notice you. You just have to be yourself, and you will be accepted for who you are.
You don’t know me.
You either live real life or on Instagram.
You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day, Beyonce shows up unannounced
Are you going to eat that chair?
You gonna eat that?
You guys are just so darn cute.
You have every right to a beautiful life.
You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means.
you make my heart smile.
You mean I need pants to fly?
You never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
Do you only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
You said you’d call.
You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold on to the things that make you sad.
You’ve stolen a pizza from my heart.
You’ll never understand me.
You’re always too far from here.
You’re being you, it’s a beautiful thing.
You’re missing out.
You’re never going to have me.
You’re the king, baby I’m your queen
You’re the king, baby I’m your queen.
Your mood at night depends on your playlist..!!

Silly

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Fresh out of the shower, no makeup
Girls are like.
Go green!
I don’t really know why I’m still hoping.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
New York for life.
Only a cupcake searching for a stud biscuit.
So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
Sundays are Special.
Take me out.
The woman with the highest walls has the deepest love.
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.

With Attitude

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking.
A little birthday party they said, it’ll be fun they said
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
at Walmart
Boys are like…
Broke his heart, then I asked if he was ok?
But first, let me take a selfie.
By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
Can you kick it?
Change your thoughts and you’ll change your world.
Check yourself in my mirror.
College-bound.
Deal with it.
Despite Everything, I Don’T Comprehend Twitter, However Here I Am.
Don’t copy my style of taking Selfies.
Don’t stress the could have.
Dream without fear, love without limits.
Friday, My Second Favorite F Word.
Frisky Friday.
From my side, no chance to take life seriously.
girl Ima has to call you back.
Girl, look at that body.
Give a look at my autobiography.
Happiness is meeting an old friend after a long time and feeling that nothing has changed.
have to listen to them. They are not better than you.
He made her fall for him with all his sweet poison. the thought of losing her made him a liar.
Help, my duck face is stuck.
Her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
Hi, I love you.
High school queen.
I am an Instagram Caption!
I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
I don’t know you.
I have no selfie control.
I like cooties.
I love Selfies.
I love you more than chocolate.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
I wish it worked.
I wish you were here.
I’m everything you want but can’t have
I’ve been alone since day one. Silly me for thinking something meant to be could change.
It is hard to find sweet moments from bitter ones.
It’s sexy time
Just hanging with my friends.
Just smile and say I’m fine because nobody really cares.
Let’s get lost together.
Life is like a box of chocolate; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.
Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile.
Life is like an elevator on your way up, sometimes you have to stop and let some people off.
Messy hair doesn’t care.
My excuse is that I’m young.
My mother told me not to talk to strangers. Never talk to me anymore.
Never waste an opportunity just because you’re shy.
On my worst behavior.
Pretty in pink!
Pumpkin spiced latte.
Raincoats and sailboats.
Rock stars
Save some of you for you.
Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
Smash, now what will I Instagram?
Smile, it confuses people these are the seasons of emotion.
So we meet again.
Soon we are going to see the real face of each other. Until then, let’s pretend we’re perfect.
The awesome moment is when you read someone’s status and you know that’s for you.
The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?
The way you speak to yourself matters the most.
There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First, we don’t know them. Second, we know them.
Turn the pain into power.
Waves crash and I’m feeling fine.
We were both blind. You couldn’t see my love. I couldn’t see your indifference.
We were so young and in love.
Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
You know you are happy when you catch yourself smiling even when no one is around.
You’re cute, can I have you?
You’re never going to have me.
Your WhatsApp status says online, if you’re online then why aren’t you texting me.
Yours is the kind of love, I’ll never wake up from.