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53+ Purrfect Cat Quotes for your Feline lover friends!

Read our cat quotes here and be puuurrrrrr-inspired! If you have a cat, then it’s not surprising for your camera roll to be filled with photos of your cat in millions of positions. Sleeping, just purely doing its thing, eating, sleeping, and sleeping again. We just can’t help but post these photos in our social media accounts as well! 

Along with your cat photos and equally awesome cat quotes and captions. We just can’t put it out there without putting some famous puuurrrr quotes for inspiration and for a little laugh. What are you waiting for? Check our list of cat quotes below. 

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Cat Quotes for Instagram

Instagram is home to trendy photos of any kind. It’s also home to your interests including your lovely felines! So, it’s no surprise where your fitting cat quotes will go! Right there with your every cat photo posts. 

  • That’s paw-some
  • Meow is the time to chill with my cat.
  • I cat even.
  • I love you meow and furever.
  • Not kitten around
  • I’m hooked on a feline
  • I have a great cat-itude, everyone says so.
  • I’ve got a funny feline about this.
  • Climb every meowntain.
  • All visitors must be approved by the cat.
  • Smitten kitten.
  • Ain’t no meowtin high enough to keep me from you.
  • I’m going to grow up to be loud and weird. Yes, I do take after my parents.
  • I’m so fur-tunate.
  • Kittens are angels with whiskers.
  • I know how to purr my way out of everything.
  • They told me to go to school because I need to be.
  • Sorry, I’m late. My cat was sitting on me.
  • A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand.
  • Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? — Friends.
  • Spending time with my Darling.
  • Cat me if you can.
  • This is my human.
  • I hope you have a very meowy day.
  • What greater gift than the love of a cat.
  • The cat is in charge, I just pay the rent.
  • Cats warm our hearts. 
  • Purring myself up by the floor straps.
  • Tiger mode on.
  • Yes, I am a crazy cat lady. What’s your point?
  • Lions are nothing but a shadow of cats. The difference between them is attitude only.
  • I cat even right now.
  • Home is where your cat is.
  • Cat hair, don’t care.
  • Happy Caturday!
  • It’s the purrfect time for a nap.
  • The more people I meet, the more I love my cat.
  • Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
  • I have a cattitude problem.
  • I’ll take my next treat right meow
  • Looking good, feline better.
  • A cat’s life.
  • She came, she purred, she conquered.

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Funny Cat Quotes

Well, our cat’s can be funny too! It wasn’t too long ago when cat memes broke the internet. If you want to post that funny little video of your cat, then go ahead. You’re very much welcome to do so. Don’t forget to copy one of the cat quotes below to add more fun to your post! 

  • I was normal four cats ago.
  • Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic.
  • Every now and then I like to paws and relax for five or so hours.
  • My cat started ghost hunting and now investigates the purranormal.
  • Good morning and remember to STAY PAW-SITIVE.
  • My feline pal needs a real cattitude adjustment.
  • Days without cat paw in water glass: zero.
  • I love you, fur-real I do!
  • Because heaven is made with footprints of paws!
  • I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana
  • My cat thinks she was an Egyptian in a past life and caught mice in a purrramid.
  • When Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time. – Seanan McGuire
  • Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience. – Pam Brown
  • A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it. – Frank Perkins
  • I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. – Hippolyte Taine
  • You always know exactly what I knead.
  • I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. – Nafisa Joseph
  • Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. – Mary Bly
  • Putting the fur in furniture.
  • The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron. – George Will
  • I gave my cats a bath the other day, they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. – Steve Martin
  • When I found the toilet paper scratched off the bathroom holder, I shouted, ‘You’ve gotta be kittened me! Not again!
  • One cat just leads to another. – Ernest Hemingway
  • In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett

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  • Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot
  •  Surely people who don’t like cats were mice in another life.
  • There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. – Albert Schweitzer
  • The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax murderer. – Paula Poundstone
  • If it weren’t for me, my cat would be a paw-per.
  •  Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
  •  Humans, I’m here.
  • I’d like people more if they were cats instead.
  • Dogs have owners; cats have staff.
  • As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of humankind. – Cleveland Amory
  • I cat even right now.
  • Cats are only human; they have their faults. – Kingsley Amis
  • Wake up and be awesome like me! 
  • Whisker while you work.
  • Cats rule the world.
  • Don’t worry, be tabby.
  • Sorry, Hooman, I need to do my business, so please be quiet!
  • Always tired.
  • Note to self: Buy a separate Christmas tree for the cat.
  • My cat is truly pawsome!
  • Hooked on a feline.
  • We argued about which one of our cats was the most purrrfect.
  • Zero fluffs are given.

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Funny Dog and Cat Quotes

We all know how cats and dogs are just as opposite as the north and south pole! But actually, there are many accounts where these two are the best of friends! Are your cats and dogs fighting or cuddling all day? Regardless, here are funny dog and cat quotes for  you. 

  • I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
  • If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Roger Caras
  • After a time, even the dog begins to compromise with the cat.
  • The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilized cynic to do other than worship it. ― H.P. Lovecraft
  • Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans.
  • Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ― Jeff Valdez
  • I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
  • Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born. ― Oliver Gaspirtz
  • Children, old crones, peasants, and dogs ramble; cats and philosophers stick to their point.
  • The cat is for the man who appreciates beauty as the one living force in a blind and purposeless universe. ― H.P. Lovecraft
  • Cats will outsmart dogs every time.
  • Dogs kind of default to making friends unless provoked. Cats seem to default to making enemies unless convinced otherwise.― Perry Elisabeth Kirkpatrick
  • Everything I know I learned from dogs. – Nora Roberts
  • Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
  • Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. – Orhan Pamuk
  • Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake.
  • You’ve ever made it since the day you were born.
  • Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really. – Agnes Sligh Turnbull
  • I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
  • Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras
  • Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
  • Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. – Elizabeth Taylor
  • Dogs kind of default to making friends unless provoked. Cats seem to default to making enemies unless convinced otherwise.
  • If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. – Mark Twain
  • The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. – Charles De Gaulle
  • If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
  • Dogs never bite me. Just humans. – Marilyn Monroe
  • Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.
  • If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.  – Roger A. Caras

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Summary

You good to go? We sure hope so! All these cat quotes are for you benefit and that of your followers. Giving them some purrfect cat photos and captions to go with them is one way of sharing little joys. Don’t forget to copy, paste, and share!

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